Crowley's: KENDEN

Kenden has been so whiny lately, about everything. So, I told him if he couldn't calm down then I was gonna spank his bum. What does he say to me (in a angry voice, and practically shouting) "Spankins are sooooo dumb MOM!" Then he stomped off.

Random Ramblings of the crowley boys

Sometimes the boys say just off the wall things. I just wanted to share some of them with you. Some of these things come out of No where.

*Kenden- Get away from me Tate. And Stop looking at me.

Tate- (Still looking at him)

Kenden- MOM, Tate won't stop looking at me.

Hannah- Tate, will you please look somewhere else.

Tate- Um... NO Shore. (Still looking at him)

Kenden- STOP Looking at me Tate. I can't even handle seeing your UGLY face right now.

Hannah- Kenden, do not be rude to your brother. And Tate, stop looking at Kenden.

Tate- (laughing and still looking at Kenden)

*Tate- Are we getting out of here? Or wwhatt?

Hannah- Yes, Tate. I have to get Brady's things together first.

Tate- Well, Can you hurry up aaaready?

*Kenden- Mom, you always have dumb ideas.

Hannah- I have dumb ideas?

Kenden- Ya, you have dumb ideas... When you tell us to clean our room. Thats a really dumb idea. You have to have good ideas.

Hannah- Well what would be a good idea?

Kenden- Taking me to the toy aisle, thats a good idea. And buying all the kinds of toys I don't have. Thats a perfect kind of idea.

Hannah- Well, Maybe if you would do my dumb ideas more, then we could do your good idea. You think?

Kenden- I think... thats a dumb idea MOM!

*Tate- Mom, Snowy Owls live in the artic!

Hannah- (not quite sure what he was saying, then I got it) oh... Snow Owls live in the Artic?

Kenden- NO MOM! Snowyyy Owls. Say it after me SNOW...

Hannah- Snow

Kenden- eee

Hannah- eee

Kenden- Owls

Hannah- Owls

Kenden- Thats right... Snowy Owls!

*Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up, Tate?

Tate- Um... I can't know!!

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up, Kenden?Kenden- Um... I don't know... but I have LOTS of time to think about it.

*Kenden- Mom, FOCUS! Why isn't my mom focusing?!

*Papa- Kenden you want to go down to Great Grandmas house to wish her a happy birthday and to see the cows.

Kenden- NO, I don't want to see her face.

Papa- Whats wrong with her face?

Kenden- it's all crinkly!

Papa- Well, shes old. One day your face is gonna get crinkly.

Kenden- NO, I don't want a crinkly face. I just want to see the cows they don't have crinkly faces.

*Papa- Look at that belly button Tate. You have a nice belly

button. Can I trade you (showing off his belly button)

Tate- (freaking out a bit) NO! I don't want that belly button, I don't like that kind of belly button.

*Hannah-(finding Tate wheeling our Huge suitcase down the hall) Tate? What are you doing bud?

Tate- I'm clackin my stuff and I'm weavin, and I'm taking Kenden with me!

Hannah- Where is Kenden?

Tate- Um... In da suitcase aaready!

Hannah- (unzipped the suitcase and found Kenden in there, along with a few other random things.)

*Kenden- what are you doing?

Hannah- Feeding Brady

Kenden- What does Brady eat?

Hannah- Milk.

Kenden- (funny look)

Hannah- Mommy produces milk in her boobs, and thats what brady eats.

Tate- You don't eat milk you drink it.

Hannah-Oh sorry, he drinks it.

Kenden- So... your... kinda like a cow?

Hannah- Haha, i guess so...

*Hannah- Tate, how are you feeling bud?

Tate- Not quite right.

Hannah- Whats wrong?

Tate- I got a tummy egg(aka ache). It's not coming out yet. It hurts really bad.

*Hannah- Boys you want to make sure you say thankyou, when you get your hot choclate.

Kenden- No, I'm not saying thankyou. I'm SO tired of saying thankyou all the time.

Tate- I'm gonna say thankyou. I always love to say thankyou.

Hannah- Kenden, you don't want to be rude. You should think about saying thankyou. Aren't you thankful to have a hot choclate?

Kenden- I AM NOT telling THAT girl... with the fat tummy... thankyou.

Hannah- KENDEN??? You do not talk about people like that. She dosn't have a fat tummy. That is very rude.

Kenden- (in a extremely whiny tone) You mean... I'm not awesome anymore?

*Kenden- I'll just take a hug today Mom. No kiss! I don't want my friends lauging at me.

*Hannah- Boys, is your room clean?

Kenden- Um... Not exactly.

Hannah- Do I need to go in there?

Tate- Prolly, not a good idea.

*Kenden- Mom (in a very concerned tone), I had a dream last night, that you were a carrot.

*Kenden- I wanna tell you a secret.

Eric- What?

Kenden- (whispering) We need to go hunt for penquins in the north pole.

Eric- I thought penquins lived in the south pole?

Kenden- Ya, that's right.

*Kenden- You have to follow the Law. I AM the Law!

*Hannah- Kenden and Tate what do you want to do today?

Kenden- I wanna ride on a dinosaurs back.

Tate- A turtles back too.

*Hannah- come on boys we have to hurry our little butts up, daddy's gonna be home early!

Tate- You don't have a little butt, you have a big butt mommy.

*Tate- Your tummy is getting squishy mommy

Kenden- NO Tate! It's just really fat

Hannah- hmm...

*Hannah- Kenden what do you want to eat, a hotdog or hamburger?

Kenden- I want a crabby patty, with no cheese, just ketchup, a bun, and, hamburger.

Hannah- So you want a hamburger?

Kenden- NO!!! I WANT A CRABBY PATTY, with no cheese, just ketchup, a bun, and hamburger.

*Kenden- Mom, lets tell knock knock jokes.

Hannah- Okay you go first.

Kenden- Knock knock

Hannah- Who's there?

Kenden- Daddy!

Hannah- Daddy who?

Kenden) Daddy with the stinky butt.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

KENDEN

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